Hot FLASH relief

I think I may have unlocked a secret code this morning.

1. Drink Ice Cold Pulp Free Orange juice with your meds.
2. Take 3 Tums Smoothies for the heartburn that the Orange Juice caused. (But you need the potassium...so this is all good!)
3. Go to the freezer and grab an HEB orange flavored FRUIT BAR.
4. Set the Fruit Bar on the bathroom sink while getting ready for you cool shower.
5. Unwrap your fruit bar after you unwrap yourself and carefully enter the shower.
6. CAUTION: DO NOT let the water hit the fruit bar...It's not as tasty.
7. Get out, and get ready....when your hot flash returns in just 12 minutes repeat the process skipping steps 1 & 2.
8. Shout as loud as you can, "THANK YOU, MOM FOR TAKING CARE OF THE KIDS!" Hopefully she hears it from Hutto to Georgetown!
9. Praise God that you have a mother that loves to take care of her monkey and princess, frozen fruit bars, a shower that works and no hair!